Village Breaks

my master wants to sail from our hall in the village of Littlebottom to London in a Asda shopping trolley?

london is a 120 miles miles away , we have a 3ft sail made from the masters wifes bloomers attached to a brush handle , I am to be first mate on this epic trip. What are our chances?
We are going by road
Bloomers are a lady's undergarment

Public Comments

1. Very good, so long as you fill all the holes in the trolley first
2. Given my level of intoxication, I'd say approx. 89%
3. recon you need to ease off on the recreational drugs mate!
4. Good idea......if you can stop laughing at the name of your town
5. arnt there any mental hospitals nearer to your village
   
   if so your chances are you wont get as far as london
6. Go for it you will make it shortly.
7. wait for the floods
8. If you take oxygen tanks, fair to pretty good. Depends on how your trolley runs under water some of them don't do to well.
9. there is about
   
   a 63.57% chance you will succeed
   
   BUT
   
   a 36.43% chance you will fail
10. Your Master,huh what?
11. To hell and back with you sir, that is defeatist talk. The Empire was built of sterner stuff. I will be telegraphing your master over your lack of backbone, i will be galloping down on Dobbin or Robin, whichever one is not riding Lady Worthy post haste. I think a thrashing is in order for you.
12. I can't help but laugh.Are you as drunk as I am? Epic trip...priceless!!! I give it a 75% chance of failure.WTF is a bloomer?? LMAO,first mate.Does that mean he mates with you first?
13. You will improve your chances of success with a Safeway trolley...
14. I'm sure somebody will Sponser you. It could all be worth it. The large Morrison trolley are best though. Of course, you'll need some girly slaves to push when the wind dies down or isn't strong enough. They may have strong legs when they've finished. Just tell them that it will help them lose weight; the TV has convinced everybody these days that there is nothing more important than losing weight.
15. With all the holes in those bloomers I dont think you stand a bleedin chance.
16. Don`t be so ridiculous Sir, everyone knows the wheels never go in the same direction you will be turning in circles for days .... suggest you fashion a rudder .. stock up on supplies.. and stay BELOW DECK with the cabin boy ...!!!
17. damn you sir ! you should know all the gentry use sainsbury trolleys for travel ! impostor !